[Setting: in bed, TV on, doing nothing.]
She: “My head hurts.”
Me: “Did you take some Tylenol?”
She: “No.” [pouts] “I hope I don’t have a tumor.”
Me: “It’s not a tumor.”
She: [affecting Austrian accent] “It’s not a tumor!”
Me: “Oh my.”
She: [plaintively] “You didn’t say it right!”
Me: “You just complained so I would say that?”
She: [giggles]
Me: [cocks an eyebrow]
She: “Say it! Say it!”