A moment

[Setting: in bed, TV on, doing nothing.]

She: “My head hurts.”

Me: “Did you take some Tylenol?”

She: “No.” [pouts] “I hope I don’t have a tumor.”

Me: “It’s not a tumor.”

She: [affecting Austrian accent] “It’s not a tumor!”

Me: “Oh my.”

She: [plaintively] “You didn’t say it right!”

Me: “You just complained so I would say that?”

She: [giggles]

Me: [cocks an eyebrow]

She: “Say it! Say it!”

Here.