I kid, mostly, and I still sort of want one, but I love this paragraph. From the New York Times’ first-day coverage of the iPad launch:

“I have no idea what he’ll do with it,” said Jessica Panzica, 30, waiting in line at the Apple store in downtown San Francisco for her husband, who could not pick up his iPad because he had a ham-radio class. “I’m sure he’ll use it a lot, whatever it is. He told me I’m not allowed to open it.”

I’ve been trying to write the perfect ham radio operator-cum-iPad early adopter line based on this but I think it’s already in here somewhere.