Category: Humor (Page 3 of 4)

I need a little ass (San Francisco).

Meet my puppy Charley’s dog groomer.

Fake copy application by Andre Torrez.

Great piece: Branding in The Morning News, all about ridiculously avant-garde company names of the late 20th century.

“‘Aquent’ actually does have a meaning in English: It’s a geological term for poorly drained human-altered soils.”

Brian, 12:34 p.m. “Why Charley?”

David, 1:29 p.m. “It’s in honor of the Charlotte Inn, where we got engaged (and from where we returned to find out he’d been born). I wouldn’t let Amy name a male dog Charlotte, so Charley it is.”

Brian, 2:01 p.m. “Charley was also the name of the dog in ‘The Final Countdown,’ not the song, but the movie where the aircraft carrier goes back in time to Pearl Harbor. Kirk Douglas, Martin Sheen and Charles Durning.”

David’s brain, 2:49 p.m. “DUH-duh-DEH-dah, duh-duh-DUH-dah-duh-dah-DEH….”

Via a Metafilter discussion came this fantastic list of Dad’s responses to Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes comics. I also found a second quote list via Google. I miss Calvin and Hobbes.

C: How do they know the load limit on bridges, Dad?

D: They drive bigger and bigger trucks over the bridge until it breaks. Then they weigh the last truck and rebuild the bridge.

“Sometimes I like to clean the shower while I’m in the shower. It makes me feel like I’m returning a favor.”

Your odds are only 1:190 on Craig’s List. Heh.

The Pick-a-Bagel on 57th and 7th has a new menu for its make-your-own salad bar. On its options list the board lists “Mescaline” lettuce.

Channel your inner Bob. Dennis Mahoney in The Morning News.