Month: February 2009 (Page 3 of 3)

Her: “How are you feeling? My nausea is all gone now.”
Me: “Yeah, mine too. My left hand hurts, is that related?”
“My right arm hurts. And my elbow.”
“My elbow hurts too. Maybe it’s part of the virus!”
“Maybe it’s the arm I used at the toilet.”
“Ooh, which way do you lean to vomit? I lean to the left. That’s my sore arm.”
[Her: sits up in bed, assumes position] “No, I just lean forward.”
“But which side is your stabilizer?”
“My right.”
“There we go!”
My left hand and forearm really do hurt. Call it a UVI.