Emerson is getting fan mail:
From: UserC6999
Baby, you have either to much time or your hands or have taken too many drugs.
But I did LOVE Emerson, I hope he finds love and a new, loving home.
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From: etie
Just came accross your ad in craigslist. I am not interested in Emerson although he sounds like a real fine micro and I hope he found a good home.
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From: UserC6999 (separate message)
Now, I’m starting to worry about him. What if no one buys him, will you abandon him, like an old Trojan wrapper….to the garbage…doesn’t he DESERVE BETTER?
I know some drug crazed woman who might offer him a home…..a warm and loving spot where he would become a “family” member….not just……garbage
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Maybe my friend was rightâI should have listed it under “pets.”