So there I was in suburbia. ...

Well, anyway. I'm David, 25 and living in Manhattan.

This URL came to be as a result of a fairly ugly conflict with my old internet provider, Openix, which led me to Net Access Corp., and here we are.

This used to be a two-page piece of self-indulgence until HotWired gave me a little exposure and I felt compelled to clean things up a bit. The old editions of this site are around but currently hibernating. Maybe someday I'll put them up again.

Enjoy all that net.wert has to offer instead.